So, I decided what I really want for Christmas! I want a bird! How cool would it to have an animal that flies around and makes mockeries of people? That would be so cool! It could be a metaphorical inspiration for me (I can fly!). It would increase my communication skills (Polly want a cracker?) It would teach me some responsibility (someone has to clean up the dung!) and it would give me a cool new friend who eats seeds! Some people might be greedy and want some expensive phone or video game, but I just want a bird! And nothing else!
Oh no! My mommy just came down and read my post, and she says had that tone of "no" in her voice. Oh well, wishing never hurt anyone!